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Politician Demotivational Poster


NAME CHANGE -




ACCOUNTABILITY - Coming to a city near you... On sticker at the time!




TRUTH - Belief, repetition, and decibels do not create truth.


TAGS: yelling screaming shouting liars politicians
Rating: 3.72/5

More motifakes by Gaviota

Sean - September 30, 2010, 4:10 pm
THE UVULA Nature's little punching bag for your ....
AdmiralAckbar - September 30, 2010, 12:25 pm
I just got them back. The ex had to return the computer and deleted the drives. An undelete program and 8 hours later and the memories were back.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2010, 12:23 pm
*3)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2010, 12:23 pm
2) Incriminating photos.
AdmiralAckbar - September 30, 2010, 12:22 pm
dude, mine got nothing. She tried but the judge had her in her sites. 2 rules. 1) good lawyer 2) female judge
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2010, 12:22 pm
That's why I live in sin.
culos - September 30, 2010, 12:20 pm
My ex still keeps killing me every month and will do so for 12 years. Ain't alimony a bitch!
AdmiralAckbar - September 30, 2010, 12:20 pm
there was that, but the arsenic was the real culprit
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2010, 12:18 pm
Deleting your Tevo doesn't count.
AdmiralAckbar - September 30, 2010, 12:17 pm
I said girlfriends, the ex-wife tried to kill me. Still recovering.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2010, 12:03 pm
You guys are lightweights...My Ex stabbed me with a hair pin.
AdmiralAckbar - September 30, 2010, 12:00 pm
I second that ed, reminds me of all my ex girlfriends.
Ed-Hyde - September 30, 2010, 6:57 am
reminds me of an ex girlfriend.
agdaniele - September 30, 2010, 12:58 am
LOL!!!! Minus one trip to the dentist.
Derek - September 30, 2010, 12:56 am
She appears to be the prototype for inflatable dolls.


AND THEN IT HITS YOU...... -


TAGS: obama just another politician messiah the one
Rating: 2.88/5

More motifakes by Brian The Great

QCSabotage - July 17, 2009, 2:35 pm
Well lests elect someone who isnt a polotitian. oh wait once we do that he will be one because thats how that shit works? oh, ok.
Brian The Great - May 15, 2009, 5:58 am
That's true, K, BUT since this guy had no real record his image as 'The One' and the 'Messiah' bringing 'Hope and Change' to the masses based on his...well being who he is....sure does make the make the mental 'wtf' moment more delicious when it hits
Kspace - May 13, 2009, 7:17 pm
The problem is they're ALL fucking politicians.


POLITICAL CORRECTNESS -


TAGS: politically correct politicians liberal
Rating: 2.37/5

More motifakes by Chillax

guest - November 20, 2009, 1:45 pm
I think the point of this poster was missed. Not much difference between career politicians (Dems or Reps) all looking out for themselves not their constituents. Still waiting for the transparency in Government to arrive (Congressman and Senators)
Chopperliscious - November 20, 2009, 1:45 am
Awww wtfo thanks anyway but with my rap-sheet I'd be sent straight back.
WTFO - November 20, 2009, 12:49 am
Absolutely. This country welcomes all (coming here legally) with open arms. Just remember to sign in the guest book on the way in.
Chopperliscious - November 20, 2009, 12:23 am
Does this I can immigrate wtfo?
WTFO - November 20, 2009, 12:21 am
I think you'll like it and we'd welcome you in.
WTFO - November 20, 2009, 12:20 am
It has nothing to do with "spreading the wealth around". You are misguided if you think that rich people steal $ from the poor. Who do you think creates jobs? Sean, as a Canadian I don't expect you to understand the Am. spirit or dream. Look into though
WTFO - November 20, 2009, 12:18 am
Ani, did you miss the last year. Bush gave TARP $ to rich companies, then Obama paid TARP 2 $, auto bailouts, and so called 'stimulus' to rich people. The US Constitution was designed to get govt out of the way so each individual can keep what they earn.
guest - November 19, 2009, 7:16 pm
Sean, sounds like this hit a little too close to home for you. Last time I checked capitalism was still driving the economy. Not everyone wants to join the herd at the Government trough.
Sean - September 1, 2009, 11:00 pm
Dude really walked around the block for that "punch line", eh? Shoulda stayed in his folk's basement.
Ani - September 1, 2009, 10:28 pm
Yes, because what we need to do is keep giving all our money away to rich people and letting everything else spiral out of control until they go bankrupt from the Stocks. YAAAAAY SOLUTION TIME!


COUNTERPRODUCTIVE - Letting a story on airport security be edited by a guy with that $25 ERRRRR... 25 Rial handle like that.




POLITICIANS -


TAGS: politicians
Rating: 1.5/5

More motifakes by Ashson

Sean - July 22, 2011, 2:59 pm
Accurate though they may be.
Sean - July 22, 2011, 2:58 pm
I, on the other hand, am working long and hard on becoming an ex-husband. Please don't cheapen my quest with your snide remarks.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 21, 2011, 11:49 pm
We don't talk about politics here...I fought long and hard to separate politics from funny. I won't have that struggle cheapened by the likes of you. I do feel a strange urge to save money on my car insurance though..
tellitlikeitis - July 21, 2011, 9:30 pm
Just like ex-husbands too!
rnbw00 - July 21, 2011, 8:24 pm
Politicians never say that. It's always, "What's in it for me?"


A POLITICIANS VIEW -


TAGS: politician fire committee
Rating: 3.08/5

More motifakes by Ashson

Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 1, 2011, 4:55 am
It isn't a "political" poster...it's kinda funny, so it can't be.
Donkasaurus - January 1, 2011, 4:26 am
Politifake?


INGENUITY -


TAGS: politicians and oil companies
Rating: 2.1/5

More motifakes by andre33

agdaniele - December 11, 2009, 7:38 pm
Officially livid now.


DENIAL - Isn't a river in Africa.


TAGS: rod blagojevich corruption corrupt politics politician
Rating: 1.86/5

More motifakes by Eric B.

agdaniele - January 9, 2009, 7:33 pm
This one is as fresh and funny as.... the Nile. What's next? Miss Understood?


Crowd Pleasing -


TAGS: comedians comedy politics politicians comics
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

TheSanityInspector - March 27, 2015, 2:53 pm
Thanks!
concern3 - March 27, 2015, 5:40 am
Well said


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